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December, 31st, 1969
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Andy Karich

by Chris Sunami



Andy Karich
"I'm a very giving man"

Congratulations! You've found the secret Andy Karich tribute site.

Little is known about the life of this great man. What follows is largely conjecture.

  • Andy Karich AKA "El Gran Karichio" was born on December 9, 1971, in the aptly named Surfside California.
  • He had (we assume!) a remarkable childhood.

  • During high school, his peers presciently voted him "Most Likely to Have a Small Religious Cult
    Randomly Devoted to Him"

  • During his college years at UC Santa Clara, Andy lived a double life as a long-haired basketball hero
    and as a respected pundit for YM magazine.

  • During this same time period, he lived in a very secret domicile
    known only as the "Spy House".
  • At the same time he mysteriously became the patron saint of Parrish 4W (the Center of the Universe)
    located in apparent space and time at a small liberal arts college (Swarthmore) on the other side of the country.
  • His karmic power is said to have been the spiritual force behind the
    suprise championship victory of the infamous "Cyril's Slug Stallions"
  • It is believed that he later gave up basketball to become a doctor, selflessly devoting his life to
    sharing the gift of his healing touch.




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