Andy Karich

"I'm a very giving man"

• Andy Karich AKA "El Gran Karichio" was born on December 9, 1971, in the aptly named Surfside California.
  
  
• He had (we assume!) a remarkable childhood.
  
  
• During high school, his peers presciently voted him "Most Likely to Have a Small Religious Cult Randomly Devoted to Him"
  
  
• During his college years at UC Santa Clara, Andy lived a double life as a long-haired basketball hero and as a respected pundit for YM magazine.
  
  
• During this same time period, he lived in a very secret domicile known only as the "Spy House".
  
  
• At the same time he mysteriously became the patron saint of Parrish 4W (the Center of the Universe) located in apparent space and time at a small liberal arts college (Swarthmore) on the other side of the country.
  
  
• His karmic power is said to have been the spiritual force behind the suprise championship victory of the infamous "Cyril's Slug Stallions"
  
  
• It is believed that he later gave up basketball to become a doctor, selflessly devoting his life to sharing the gift of his healing touch.